Jan 182006

I’ve decided that, as a good American, I should bite the bullet and do my civic duty. Therefore, I am announcing the formation of the Abramoff Scandal Relief Fund.

The ASRF is setup to provide Washington politicians with an outlet to relieve themselves of their ill-gotten gains from Jack Abramoff and his friends.

So, for any of you politicians with a few thousand dollars laying around that you got from Jack, just use the contact form, and we’ll make arrangements for you to contribute them to ASRF. It’s the least I can do.

Sorry, the comment form is closed at this time.