Abramoff Scandal Relief Fund

I’ve decided that, as a good American, I should bite the bullet and do my civic duty. Therefore, I am announcing the formation of the Abramoff Scandal Relief Fund.

The ASRF is setup to provide Washington politicians with an outlet to relieve themselves of their ill-gotten gains from Jack Abramoff and his friends.

So, for any of you politicians with a few thousand dollars laying around that you got from Jack, just use the contact form, and we’ll make arrangements for you to contribute them to ASRF. It’s the least I can do.

B. John

Records and Content Management consultant who enjoys good stories and good discussion. I have a great deal of interest in politics, religion, technology, gadgets, food and movies, but I enjoy most any topic. I grew up in Kings Mountain, a small N.C. town, graduated from Appalachian State University and have lived in Atlanta, Greensboro, Winston-Salem, Dayton and Tampa since then.