Tom Wolfe
29 April 2017 | 12:00 am

"A cult is a religion with no political power."

Mitch Hedberg
29 April 2017 | 12:00 am

"With a stop light, green means 'go' and yellow means 'slow down'. With a banana, however, it is quite the opposite. Yellow means 'go', green means 'whoa, slow down', and red means 'where the heck did you get that banana?'"

Joe Weinstein
29 April 2017 | 12:00 am

"My dog is worried about the economy because Alpo is up to 99 cents a can. That's almost $7.00 in dog money."


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