Chertoff's Gastric Distress

We’re pumping billions into the new Homeland Insecurity Department, yet it appears we’re relying on DHS Secretary Micheal Chertoff’s gastric rumblings for our intellingence. Suddenly he’s appearing on the news circuit saying he has a gut feeling, we’re going to be attacked again.

Now why would he get that feeling. Do you suppose it could have anything to do with the recent report that Al Qaeda is getting stronger? Now what’s up with that. I thought Bush was saying we were winning the war on terror in Iraq, and that we were fighting them over there so we wouldn’t have to fight them over here?

Anyone who still believes in this guy, please take him and move to your own private island.

B. John

Records and Content Management consultant who enjoys good stories and good discussion. I have a great deal of interest in politics, religion, technology, gadgets, food and movies, but I enjoy most any topic. I grew up in Kings Mountain, a small N.C. town, graduated from Appalachian State University and have lived in Atlanta, Greensboro, Winston-Salem, Dayton and Tampa since then.

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