CDC Issues Bird Flu Memo

Subject: Symptoms of the BIRD FLU…
 
The Center for Disease Control has released a list of symptoms of bird flu.  If you experience any of the following, please seek medical treatment immediately:
 
1.  High fever
2.  Congestion
3.  Nausea
4.  Fatigue
5.  Aching in the joints
6.  An irresistible urge to shit on someone’s windshield.

B. John

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