CDC Issues Bird Flu Memo

November 16, 2005September 29, 2018 B. John 128 Views

Subject: Symptoms of the BIRD FLU…

The Center for Disease Control has released a list of symptoms of bird flu. If you experience any of the following, please seek medical treatment immediately:

1. High fever
2. Congestion
3. Nausea
4. Fatigue
5. Aching in the joints
6. An irresistible urge to shit on someone’s windshield.

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