Laws of the Natural Universe
Law of Mechanic Repair:
After your hands become coated with grease, your nose will begin to itch.
Law of the Workshop:
Any tool, when dropped, will roll to the least accessible corner of the workshop.
Law of Probability:
The probability of being watched is directly proportional to the stupidity of the blunder you commit.
Law of the Telephone:
If you dial a wrong number, you will never get a busy signal.
Law of the Alibi:
If you tell the boss you were late for work because you had a flat tire, the very next morning you will REALLY get a flat tire.
Variation Law:
If you change lines (or traffic lanes), the one you were in will start to move faster than the one you switched to.
Law of the Current Affair:
The probability of meeting someone you know increases when you are with someone you don’t want them to see you with.
Law of the Bath:
As soon as your body is fully immersed in water, the likelihood of the telephone ringing increases by 300%.
Law of the Unintended Result:
When you try to demonstrate to someone that a machine isn’t working properly, it WILL work properly!
