Abramoff Scandal Relief Fund

I’ve decided that, as a good American, I should bite the bullet and do my civic duty. Therefore, I am announcing the formation of the Abramoff Scandal Relief Fund.

The ASRF is setup to provide Washington politicians with an outlet to relieve themselves of their ill-gotten gains from Jack Abramoff and his friends.

So, for any of you politicians with a few thousand dollars laying around that you got from Jack, just use the contact form, and we’ll make arrangements for you to contribute them to ASRF. It’s the least I can do.

B. John

B. John Masters writes about democracy, moral responsibility, and everyday Stoicism at deep.mastersfamily.org. A lifelong United Methodist committed to social justice, he explores how faith, ethics, and civic life intersect—and how ordinary people can live out justice, mercy, and truth in public life. A records and information management expert, Masters has lived in the Piedmont,NC, Dayton, OH, Greensboro, NC and Tampa, FL, and is a proud Appalachian State Alum.