Finally, Cause of Homosexuality Discovered — Orange Juice

You heard me right. A while back, Steven Colbert did an interview with Robert Knight of Concerned Women for America (still haven’t quite figured that one out), and according to Knight, a Minute Made orange juice commercial featuring Popeye and Bluto shows them turning gay after drinking orange juice.

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I guess the scary thing is the guy is serious.

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3 thoughts on “Finally, Cause of Homosexuality Discovered — Orange Juice

  • December 5, 2006 at 11:57 pm
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    Intrestng article. I had a homesexual experience with my brother UDay once and we had both had orange juice that day. In retrospect I had grapefruit juice the day I slept with my son Qusay’s wife.

    I feel better knowing that these incidents may be length to a strange fruit reaction and not a flaw in my character.

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  • December 6, 2006 at 11:15 am
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    20 bucks says the guy who was being interviewed is a homo. Anyone who’s bigoted enough to find fault in an orange juice commercial has got deep closeted feelings for the penis. Cool blog by the way! Came across your site on the wordpress.org forum.

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