Little Bobby Knight Contradicts Himself – AGAIN

Little Bobby Knight, he of the conservative “private sector” over at One News now, has written a piece in which he makes this accusation, “Liberals, whose lifeblood is government red ink, are working around the clock to move America closer to one-party rule.” So how is we’re doing all this you ask? Well, according to Bob, by an assault on election integrity.

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Now I'm Confused About the Cause of Homosexuality

I’ve written previously about how Robert Knight, the male head of Concerned Women for America, had determined that drinking Orange Juice is the cause of homosexuality. Now it seems that James Rutz, chairman of Megashift Ministries and founder-chairman of Open Church Ministries, has determined that soy bean products are the cause of queerness. Can someone clear this up for me?

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Finally, Cause of Homosexuality Discovered — Orange Juice

You heard me right. A while back, Steven Colbert did an interview with Robert Knight of Concerned Women for America (still haven’t quite figured that one out), and according to Knight, a Minute Made orange juice commercial featuring Popeye and Bluto shows them turning gay after drinking orange juice.

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