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Don Jon – a Movie Review

October 6, 2013October 6, 2013 B. John 586 Views 1 Comment Brie Larson, Comedy, Glenne Headly, Italia Ricci, Jeremy Luke, Joseph Gordon-Levitt, Julianne Moore, Paul Ben-Victor, Rob Brown, Scarlett Johansson, sex, Tony Danza

A New Jersey guy dedicated to his family, friends, and church, develops unrealistic expectations from watching porn and works to find happiness and intimacy with his potential true love. Jon Martello objectifies everything in his life: his apartment, his car, his family, his church, and, of course, women. His buddies even call him Don Jon because of his ability to pull “10s” every weekend without fail. Yet even the finest flings don’t compare to the transcendent bliss he achieves alone in front of the computer watching pornography. Dissatisfied, he embarks on a journey to find a more gratifying sex life, but ends up learning larger lessons of life and love through relationships with two very different women.

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Christine O'Donnell Wants a Seat in the Senate And To Stop Everyone From Having Sex

September 28, 2010September 29, 2018 B. John 290 Views 1 Comment Booze, chaste, Christine O'Donnell, republicans, Sara Palin, Sarah Palin, sex, Tea Bagger, Tea Party, Witchcraft

It appears that little Ms. “I dabbled in witchcraft” says she wants to stop everyone from having sex. This from the lady who’s claimed publicly to have had sex on a satanic altar. Personally, she would just be a side-show idiot, were people not willing to vote for her to sit in a seat in the Senate of the United States of America. She’s a Palin favorite, but that comes as no surprise, since, like Sara, she just makes up the truth as she goes along.

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The Elliot Spitzer Affair

March 11, 2008 B. John 241 Views 0 Comments Eliot Spitzer, FBI, Federal Officials, Governor, Hookers, New York, Prostitution, Prostitution Ring, republicans, sex, Vitter

Good grief, could any more be made of this? New York Governor Elliot Spitzer had apparently been paying for a little something on the side, so now the Republicans demand that he resign. Senator David Vitter (R. Louisiana) was implicated in a prostitution case, but never resigned…why the double standard? Saying he’s involved in a prostitution ring is like me saying I’m involved in the fast food franchise business just because I ate at McDonald’s one day last week.

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Hotels Now Offering Sex Kits Instead of Bibles?

November 18, 2007September 29, 2018 B. John 302 Views 0 Comments AFA, American Family Association, Bible, Don Wildmon, Gideons, Goldfish, hotels, iPods, sex

This must be from the “are you shitting me” category. Krazy Kristian Kook, Don Wildmon, of the American Family Association is now warning that hotels are taking out the Gideon Bibles in favor so “intimacy kits.” I never really expected to write a post that included Goldfish, sex and iPods as tags. Leave it to good old Don to come through though.

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Vitter Has Double Standard-Big Suprise There, He's a Senator

July 17, 2007September 29, 2018 B. John 296 Views 0 Comments Bill Clinton, David Vitter, family values, Prostitution, sex, U S Senate, Victim

Senator David Vitter is the United States Senator who was on the phone records for the D.C. Madame. He went into exclusion for a while, then came to give a brief statement, have his wife pimp for him, and then duck out the back door as if nothing had happened. It was a pretty shameful display.

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The Advantages of Heaven and Hell

April 13, 2006September 29, 2018 B. John 251 Views Heaven, Hell, Intercourse, Mark Twain, sex

We started our series on Smart Thoughts with Mark Twain, so it shouldn’t surprise you that I love many of his writings, and have lots of his sayings on this site. On of my favorite writings by Twain is his “The War Prayer.” It’s a short essay, and if you have never read it, you should.

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Where Does the Phrase, “The Birds And The Bees” Come From

March 31, 2006August 10, 2015 240 Views Bees, Birds, Cole Porter, Samuel Coleridge, sex

So, who orginated the phrase, “the birds and the bees”?

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Where Does the Phrase, "The Birds And The Bees" Come From

March 31, 2006 B. John 240 Views Bees, Birds, Cole Porter, Samuel Coleridge, sex

So, who orginated the phrase, “the birds and the bees”?

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Another “Storm” Over Tampa

December 7, 2005February 26, 2012 B. John 208 Views adult industry, Hillsborough County, nudity, nut job, obsession, Politics, Rhonda Storms, sex, stipping, strippers, wing nut

Famed homophobic bigot and all around sex-obsessed Hillsborough County Commissioner Rhonda Storms has called for a referendum on nudity. I can’t tell if she wants more of it or less, but having seen her ass in a pair of pants…I’m hoping less. In keeping with her past MO, she sprung this on the other Commissioners without warning.

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